Cheer Up Pearl Jam!

Jesus Christ. Stop being so sad. Life isn't all that hard. I blame your parents Pearl Jam. Seriously take something for that depression. The sun shines on you just as much as it shines on the rest of us, Pearl Jam. I mean, Pearl Jam, if you would have just maybe eaten a nice bowl of neapolitan ice cream, with some sprinkles and whipped cream and of course the chocolate sauce; maybe you could have turned that frown upside down. How can you be sad after that, huh Pearl Jam?! Vitalogy would have been about bunnies and flowers and unicorns and fairies.