Thursday, June 26, 2008

Hats for Survivors that want to brag.

I never set foot in Iwo Jima. Never served in WW2.
Yet I want to rock this hat so BADLY. Imagine strutting your stuff walking down the street with this bad boy perched atop your dome.
THE GREATEST GENERATION. Just cause they didn't know any better, ignorance and blatant racism makes you the GREATEST GENERATION.
What about the "seeds" your generation planted. Those "seeds" grew up, rebelled against "the greatest generation" and planted more "seeds", yeah YOU & ME....and I know our generation has issues...but we also have to fix all of the past GREATEST GENERATIONS problems so I think by default we are THE GREATEST GENERATION!!!! go ahead grandpa.. can you even comment on this....oh wait you don't belive the internet really exists...oh grandpa just go shoot something.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Wisdom from the loss of teeth

so I got a wisdom tooth pulled. Now I'm drolling bloody saliva all over my apartment. Typing hurts. I mean how much of a wuss am I for complaining about drooling... OK typing will do me some good...cause the novicane is wearing off and I can't smoke for the rest of the day...IMPOSSIBLE. Oh, and this was NOT painful enough to get the good drugs... Well no one wants to hear about a "girly man" and his tooth hole.
Well back to watching House (at least I can watch somebody take pills)

Monday, June 23, 2008

Arnold smokes some grass at Lou Ferrigno's Birthday Party

bodybuilders birthday party.....I can't explain . it's just funny. enjoy.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Steve Jobs letting the Macintosh CPU speak for itself.

the year is 1984. Steve Jobs has just introduced his creation to the world. Watch as our parents generation goes apeshit over this wonderous invention. Boy have we come a long way.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Hydrogen Fueled Cars.

can you believe that... the future without gasoline. and Jamie Lee Curtis is the first one?! the new monster Jamie Lee's fightin' is the Oil Conglomerates.

Let's go Surfin' now...

everybody's learnin' how come on let's safari with me......Brian Wilson wrote that and many other surf songs....but correct me if I'm wrong (coach) but I thought I read that Brian, when trying to surf smacked his head on his surfboard no more surfin' for him....he'll sit on the beach and read....I think that was it though. no more surfin'. That didn't stop him from writing more surf songs than anyone...surf music as a genre should be changed to Brian Wilson music. no?!......soryy Jan & Dean.

Friday, June 20, 2008

the NASA Channel...

SO....This is what science and the need to conquer the unknown has come down to...you can watch it on TV. (if your willing to pay the cable companies premiums). You can wake up in the morning and say to yourself,"I think i'm going to eat breakfast with the astronauts." Within seconds youre eating your bowl of Rice Chex watching them do an early morning spacewalk.
WTF? You watch someone in space do something almost impossible to accomplish in our piddly lifetime and you see them do that over breakfast....I don't know about you but my day won't be as meaningful or exciting, so.....I'm smoking a bowl and going back to bed.
Good Morning World...& Thats ALL Folks.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Thought of the day.

We have too much garbage. If we just rocket our garbage into the sun. The sun is a giant incinerator, right...so why not?

Cheer Up Pearl Jam!

Jesus Christ. Stop being so sad. Life isn't all that hard. I blame your parents Pearl Jam. Seriously take something for that depression. The sun shines on you just as much as it shines on the rest of us, Pearl Jam. I mean, Pearl Jam, if you would have just maybe eaten a nice bowl of neapolitan ice cream, with some sprinkles and whipped cream and of course the chocolate sauce; maybe you could have turned that frown upside down. How can you be sad after that, huh Pearl Jam?! Vitalogy would have been about bunnies and flowers and unicorns and fairies.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

27 and still kicking

Well I have grown another year older...not much wiser. I'm twenty seven and the only this of substance I've created....well your lookin' at it. Sad. But no...You just wait World Wide Web....and the real world too. 27. My hair is starting to fall out. I'm going now to start a scrapbook of great pictures of my hair. Thats all for now.