Its time for the Great Kitten Search 2008.

Cute adoptable kittens put on your "adorable face." I'm coming for you...and maybe a brother of yours as well. Kittens. They are so awesome.
I just wish they stayed that way. If only. They get old and crotchety. Thats
why I created www.continuouskittens.com

Just read some testimonials from our happy customers:


"When my kitten stopped being so plucky I knew, my kitten turned into a old cat. I called continuouskittens and in no time at all Wiskers was gone and I got to love
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-David Spade

"I don't care what they do with my angry old cat. I'm just happy to have a adorable
bundle of kitten romping around the house. He's such a tiger."
-Hulk Hogan

"I hate cats, but I love kittens."
-Warren Buffett

Charlie Gibson you are a neat human being.

So you didn't go after Palin hardcore. They lost anyway. Its OK Charlie you did your part. Now if you can just talk a bit more like Tom Brokaw. Katie Couric must hate your guts since America likes you better.

Marc Summers your such a fop...

See Christian Slater....

You have to stop trying to be Jack Nickelson.

Why/how is Christian Slater still an actor?

My Own Worst Enemy...In this new show he plays someone with split personalities....bad idea. He can barely play one part. Just kidding Christian Slater....but seriously stop acting like your the new Jack Nickelson...cause your not.

I just wasted a whole day watching football...

The only thing I can say that I have learned is that John Madden is becoming completely insane and Al Michaels is doing nothing to help him....If anything Al is prodding along the "crazy" side of Madden. AND I QUOTE...."The Giants big game that helped them win the Super Bowl was that time against New England." THAT WAS THE SUPER BOWL!!!
-Nuff' Said.

Its been a slow train comin'.

And it still won't get here for a few more months. Yes I am talking about the results of Franken v. Coleman. What can be said that hasn't already been said before..... Al Franken may not have the most experience but experience is learned....right? And as for the douchey guy currently the Republican knobhead helping to run MN.....I hope you lose by a few votes....just a couple..so your sitting there at the end, head in your hands crying like th little baby that you are just thinking "How could I have lost to this guy? He played Stuart Smalley for Christ sake." Then your gonna go trolling for boys...Somethin bad is gonna happen, the news media will find out...you will be publicly disgraced your wife would have been gone a long time before you alone in a shitty motel room with the barrel of a .45 nestled deep in your mouth, an dumb end to your dumb(worthless) political career.
Good luck Al Franken, start the process in motion.